Sorryz ta say a nigga got busted fo sellin' da herb, da crack, and pimpin' ho's all up and down Manchester Blvd. Mu'fuckin' pigs done chased Tyrone alls up and down da street and done busted a nigga's head wid deys sticks. Nigga now knows what mah hero Rodney M.L. King done went thru. Muthafuckin' judge dat done sentenced Tyrone and a nigga had da misfortune of seein' at da Chevron station last week and called his fuckin' fat bitch wife a fuckin' fat bitch cow so judge done throws da book at Tyrone and nigga will be in da pokey fo a whiles. But yo I's be out on good behavior soon 'nuff, or nigga be bustin' out. So keep dem blounts lit and da malk likka flowin' til a nigga gits back! Peace out bitches

Daily Humor

So I's gits a text today from one'a mah gangsta nigs and he am tries ta be funny. Yo, so what does a Puerto Rican and a skunk have in common? Deys neither completely black or white, but deys both smell really fuckin' BAD!! Yalls know dat shit is funny so shut da fuck up!!!

Daily Advice

Yo, mufuckin' limeys be labelin' deys cig'rettes with label dat sez shit like "yalls niggaz gonna dies if yalls smoke dis dope shit". Yo word, sumtimes da truth kills but I know yalls bitches dont cares bouts no warnin' label. Shit, deys needs ta put warnin's on whack ho's like "Bitch has da mufuckin' herpes" or "Fuck dis bitch if ya wants ta be nagged and enjoy payin' her bills".

Daily What the Fuck

Sheeeit nigga, wassup wid da slant eye rice niggaz and deys crazy photomagraphin' poses? Fuckin' slanteyes am lookin' like deys be bustin' out da mu'fuckin' Bruce Lee kung fu and shit. I seen dems zippaheads doin' dat whack Tie Cheese shit in da mo'nin's like deys imitatin' dat white hair mofo in Kill Bill movie. Fuckin' chinks cants gits enuff of deys axersize and needs ta take da muthafuckin' Jet Li kung fu photos!!!

Daily Video Link: Al Jazeera Network (in English)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOc4EGyeF6Y

Yo check dat shit out!! Damn terr'rist muthafuckin' camel jockey bedsheet on deys head wearin' and eatin hummous outta deys asses muthafuckas!! Gots a nigga rollin' in his sunday sexy shorts!

Daily Hate 46: Asian Women Drivers in Visors

Yo, if yalls niggas live anywheres near chinks yalls seen dem slant eye bitches be drivin' wearin' mufuckin' welding mask and shit. And deys also usually am be wearing long white gloves wid da mu'fuckin' Darth Vader helmet. Sheeit, when a nigga sees dat he be scared!! Dese chink bitches wid da mask and gloves all am be da worse mu'fuckin' drivas on da roads!! Yo, nigga am surprised deys aint wearin' crash helmets ta prepare fo da huge ass wreck deys gonna cause any days now!!!!