Daily Hate 8: African't American

What's wid y'alls niggaz wanting to be called "African American"?! The udder day Tyrone done goes to THE MAN's bank to git a loan (a nigga wants ta upgrade his 85 Caddy to an '88) and affer da comotion done dies down (fool ass bitches in da bank thought Tyrone was there ta rob da joint) and muthafuckin security guard gits his gun outta mah fuckin face, a nigga fills out da applimacation and writes in he's BLACK in da "race" box. Naturly, a nigga gets his shit REJECTED, but a nigga done not givin' up so Tyrone goes back da next day and instead of writing in BLACK a nigga writes in AFRICAN-AMERICAN and ya knows what? A nigga GETS THE LOAN muthafucka!! Da loan offisa esplains "nigga yesterday you was BLACK so we turned yo cooley ass down, but today y'alls nigga am be African-American, AFRICAN-AMERICAN, so y'alls gots da loan!" Ya bitch, dat shit don't happen so quit tinkin callin yo-self African-American don't still make y'alls a NIGGA