Delusions!

Tyrone done herd da udder day that fine ass white bitch Brooke Shields di'int git her honkey cherry popped til she wuz 22!! And ya knows why? Cuz bitch said she di'int like her fine ass body and home girl was insecure 'bout her looks!! What da fuck?? Bitch was modelin' and shit fo years and never got no Boom-Boom up her poon-poon?!! Sheeeit, dat's like a crime aginst humanity. Y'alls knows Tyrone woulda give a bitch da deep dickin a fine white ho like Brooke am be needin'. Then you got muthafuckin Shaneequa here in her fucked up ho'bag prom dress and y'alls knows this nigga-ho be takin' brothas DEEP since bitch was 11 and shit. Da fucked up thang is Shaneequa done look at herself in da mirror wearin' dis fucked up toga lookin' shit and sez to ho-self "MMMmmmm mmm, giiiirl, you be lookin' FINE today!! MMM hmmm....aint no nigga gonna be able to take his handz off mah fiiiine ass bootay!!" Shit bitch, YOU BE TRIPPIN' hard, git da fuck back ta Sea World ya Shamu lookin muthafuckin HO! This bitch so fat when Ho goes to da moviez, bitch ends up sittin next to EVERY MUTHAFUCKIN NIGGA in the theata!