Daily What the Fuck

What da fuck am Roseanne be playin' up in dis here photoshoot fo sum weed magazine??! Yo bitch look like she be bakin' sum Jew Cookies! Shit looks a bit burnt ta dis nigga but fuck it holmes, gits me a dozen o dat shit, 'specially if dares am be some "herb" baked inta da muthafucka!!!

Daily What the Fuck

Yo since a nigga be hungry and dem pork brains makin' a gangsta wantsta puke, check dis shit out. Dis am be da muthafuckin' 30,000 calorie san'wich bitches!! Yalls ever think 'bout puttin' sumthang in a san'wich? Well this bitch has gots it in dares. Dis nigga figures dat wid a san'wich like dis out dare, must mean dat world hunger been wiped out like da silly gangsta wannabe bitch down da streetz!!!

Daily What the Fuck

Yo, yalls knows how much a nigga am be liking da pork!! But dis bullshit am be ridiculous yo. Mu'fuckin' pork brains in a can?? Yo fuck dat shit. And looks at da cholesterol in dis shit, yalls betta off eatin' 5 full buckets'a KFC chicken wings. Nigga now wonderin' how much fuckin' cholesterol am be in a can of Pork Balls!!!

Daily Hate 45: Walmart

Yo Tryone dunt usually goes ta Walmart, as a nigga am be a Tar-gay kinda gangsta. But I's done drop inta Walmart dis morns when deys aint no ones in dares ta pick up sum diapas fo a couple mah kids. Deys have a cripple ass nigga in a wheelchair dat I's seen befo' up in dis muthafucka and nigga never greets Tyrone, ya knows? Bitch moans "hell-o" ta da udda mu'fuckas dat walk in but when I's come in bitch just stare at a nigga and never sez nuthin'. A bag of diapas am be too big ta stick under mah coat, so a nigga's gotsta pay fo dis shit, so I's be at da register and cashier bitch be starin' off inta space and aints payin' no attenshun ta press sum fuckin' button on her register ta gits mah payment and shit. Den da fuckin' cow gives me mah receipt whiles still starin' off at what the fuck knows where, never sez no "thank you muthafucka" or nuthin'!!

Daily Hate 44: Twitter

Y'alls knows how much a nigga be hatin' NIGGER TECHNOLOGY, and aints nuthin' worse dan dis Twitter bulllllshit. Ya bitch asses be "tweetin' " all days long sayin' dumb ass shit dat no one should fuckin' care 'bouts. Yo, a nigga donts needs ta know how yo mu'fuckin' taco tasted fo yo lunch. Now if y'all niggas did a play-by-play of wipin' yo ass affa takin' a dump den maybe Tyrone would follow yo tweets!!!

Daily Identity Theft

Dis foo' ass nigga be goin' 'rounds thanking he's Tyrone and shit. Bitch best step da fuck back cuz am be only one hard hittin' gangsta nigga in dis muthafucka and copy cat niggaz git capped!!

Daily Video Link: You Are NOT the Father!!

Awwww yeas dis here be mah nigga!!! Yalls seen dat cracka Maury Povich do his daddy tests shows wid all dem ho's bringin' deys mens ta take a DNA test ta see if a nigga be da baby daddy. Dis nigga here am be da best of da bunch, yo homeboy gots sum mu'fuckin' moves when nigga finds out he ain't da baby daddy! Tyrone loves dis shit, seein' ho's be brangin' 5 mens at one time and nona dem turns out ta be da daddy and shit!! Yo one time nigga saw a skanky peckerwood bitch dat had been on 13 times tryin' ta find da baby daddy and nona her peckerwood mens was daddy. Sheeit, every mu'fuckin' time a diff'rent bitch ass ho be bustin Tyrone's grill for child support I takes dat test and a nigga done am be NOT da daddy every muthafuckin' time!!!! But dis nigga aints gots da groove da mah main nigga here am be crunkin'.

Check homeboy out at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

Daily Hate 43: Empty Roll

Awww sheeeit, y'alls niggaz been here, ya goes inta da baffroom and donts pays no attenshun ta da EMPTY muthafuckin' roll 'a ass paper. When y'alls done takin' yo dump and reach ta wipe yo ass ain'ts nuthin' there ta wipe wid. Sheeeeit nigga, whatya am gonna do now? Dats when y'alls reach fo anythang, lookin in da trash and shit for sum mu'fuckin' scraps ta wipe da shit outta yo ass!!! And if ya be real unlucky and aints nuthin' around, yalls gotta rip out pages from yo favorite Playboy ta wipes wid!!

Daily Discovery

Dis sum funny mu'fuckin' shit. Nigga be laffin' his ass off so hahds I done dropped mah mu'fuckin' blount!!! Y'all niggas needs ta git inta dis comik strip. www.electricretard.com

Daily Hate 42: Dog Poop

Yo bitches, if y'alls gots a dawg pick his shit up when y'alls out on yo walks. Ain't nuthin' worse dan when Tyrone gits yo mangy ass dawg's shit all over my's new sneaks. Ya knows a nigga be responsible, when I's be walkin' mah pitbull a nigga done pick up his dog poop, den I takes it and throws dat shit into da nigga's lawn dat lives down da street, punk ass bitch!!

Daily Hate 41: Mountain Spring Water

Why da fuck duz nigz git inta a tizzy when deys find out deys bottled water ain't from a mu'fuckin' mountain spring??!! Deys like "awww sheeeit, dis water be filled in a plant in muthafuckin' Ontario", yo dumb ass bitch ya really think dis shit come from some blond bitch holdin' a bucket underneath a mu'fuckin' waterfall up in da mountains and shit?? Yo, a nigga prefers his shit being bottled in da fuckin' treatment plant ya digs? At least Tyrone knows dat shit is clean. Y'alls seen water from da mountain spring in da mountains? Yea dat shit be full of sediment and dirt. And a nigga can just hear da fuckin' whinin' if y'alls bottled water have shit floatin' in it!!!

Daily Hate 40: Weekend Bicylists

What da fuck is up wid dese cracka bitches dat rides deys bicycles in a muthafuckin' gang on sunday mo'nings?!! Honkey ass foo's be all dressed up in deys gay ass tight pants and shit wid dem stupid lookin' helmets dat done look like deys came from Tyrone's nut bowl. Bitches be ridin' and deys ride thru red lights, niggas don't stop at da stop signs, and it's bad enuff dat whitey be ownin' da whole country and shit, now whitey thinks he be ownin' all da roads. Fuck dat shit, next time a nigga be drivin' thru da honkey luv ride!!

Daily What the Fuck?!

So nigga done gots left behind fo' a big mu'fuckin' gangsta style birthday bash with tonsa bitches and ho's in attendance!! Tyrone sez it's bullllshiiiit!! Nigga was s'posed to be takens to dis shindig and bitches forgot ta bring the #1 gangsta, yea I knows y'alls scared dat Tyrone be showin' his pimp hand all nites long. Mu'fuckin' birthday nigga done gots hisself a hot rod muthafuckin' walker fo his old age and shit. Dat muthafucka be tiiight!! Nigga can hit 2 miles per hour and ain't no fuckin' seatbelts so y'alls old hags best hang on tights!! But next time ya faggots forgits ta bring Tyrone, dis nigga gonna start cappin' yo sorry asses!!!

Daily Hate 39: E Channel Hollywood Curses

So nigga gets all wrapped up in dis tv show, y'alls probably seen it called "E's Most Shocking 13 Hollywood Curses" and deys be talkin' bout shit like Bruce Lee's curse, mu'fuckin' cursed scripts, all bone tinglin' bullshit dat sends a muthafuckin' chill up a nigga's back and shit. So nigga is up to Curse 2 and it's da Poltergeist curse dat done killed half the niggas involved wid dat shit and so nigga be thinkin' "goddamn if dat shit is #2, what da fuck scary shit am be #1", so we's all on da edge of our seat and y'alls know what the #1 curse is? Mu'fuckin' Dark Knight curse!! Yea, y'alls askin' so what happened with the Dark Knight? Sheeeit, otha than Heath Ledger, I think a nigga done gots a papercut on da set. Yea bitches, dats it. Only thing shockin' bout dat curse is how da fuck did it git to #1??!!!!

Daily Hate 38: Curvy and Voluptuous

Yo so a nigga be likin' a bitch ho wid sum meat on her bones, but what's all dis shit wid callin' dem wenches as "curvy and voluptuous"??? Let's call a coon a coon and just say what we's all be thinkin', dat deys FAT!! Curvy and voluptuous am be 'nother way of callin' a fuckin' retard as "mentally disabled". Fuck dat shit. A fat bitch am be a fat bitch. And did y'alls nigs see dat tv show startin' soon on Fox called "More to Love"?? Sheeeeit nigga, it's a fat cracka dat be pickin' fat bitches ta marry. It am be the FATCHELOR!!!!

Today's Dumb Bitch!

Awww shit, nigga almost forgots ta tells y'alls bitches about this dumb ass ho bitch. Yo so you dun herd Tyrone rantin' and shit about dumb niggas textin dumb shit whiles deys drivin', walkin, shit I bet soma y'all niggas be textin' while youze fuckin'. Dis here dumb cunt be walkin' and textin', probably some stupid ass shit to her skanky ho frendz 'bout meetin' at da mall, or how some nigga dun fucked her in da ass last nite and the slut be sayin' she liked it da black cock in her bootay....yo anyways, a nigga digresses, dis bitch be walkin' and textin' and done fall into a manhole and hurts herself!! Of course da bitch and her parents be sueing and shit cuz niggaz these days can't recognize when deys be doin' stupid shit and gotsta blame someone else fo deys dumbass bullshit!!

Daily Hate 37: Glass of Milk

Yo nuthin' a nigga hate more dan seeing y'alls bitches dranks a glass of milk. Dat is some nasty fuckin' sheez, don't y'alls knows y'alls be drankin' aminal fluid??? What am be next, a tall frosty glass of horse jizzzzz???? Ya bitches, it's da same fuckin' shit. Fuck a glass of cranberry juice, next time y'alls thirsty gits yo-self a tall cold glass of sweetened cow blood.

Daily Halleluhah

Awww sheeit, dis here be a gangsta's paradise!!! Only thang better am be a truck deliverin' Old English overturned on da side'a da road. Yo dis delivery truck am needs ta collide wid a KFC delivery van!!

Daily Hate 36: Watches

Tyrone be noticin' how muthafuckin' old honkey cracka mens likes deys expensive watches, but deys be all confusamacated and shit. Dem livva spot honkeys say "yo nigga, I wants my shit ta be subtle so a nigga like yo-self don't see it and rob me" but at da same time deys want deys cracka friends ta see it and says to dem "shit foo' dun dat watch cost $25 Gs?" Don't y'alls honkey bitches know dat when a nigga wants yo watch he dun care if it's mu'fuckin' Timex or Rolex. When Tyrone be sportin' his timekeepa dis nigga wants da whole world ta know he's got da bling bling blanging. Fuck yo white man CEO mu'fuckin' bullshit watch dat y'alls be frontin' like sum stealth wealth bullshit, when a nigga gits asked what time it is, a nigga tell y'alls "It am be time ta recognize dat Tyrone be rollin' deep in da bling!"

Daily Hate 35: Worst Bartender

So one uv Tyrone's gangsta homiez done has his birthday and shit so we's all go down ta gits da dranks on. Nigga gits his mu'fuckin' bitch ass ho a blue hawaiian so's she can git likkered up. Yo dat drink be some tasty shizz, like y'alls drinkin' kool aid and shit and y'alls knows how much a nigga am be likin' his kool aid! But check dis shit out, da drink look fuckin' legit, and da shit is in a huge ass mu'fuckin' glass so Tyrone thinks he done got hooked da fuck up, but it tastes like muthafuckin' vicks vapo rub!! Mah bitch tells a nigga "Yo foo' you'd best gits yo woman a mu'fuckin' cocktail I's can drink or yo sorry nigga ass gonna speakin' ta da mu'fuckin' hand all nite!" Aint nuthin' worse den one a yo ho's be actin' up so nigga takes da drink back ta da fuckin' bitch dat made it and sez "yo this shit tastes whack what da fuck ya be makin'?" Goddamn dumb ass ho-bag bartendar sez "ya nigga we's run out of pineapple juice so I's be improvisin' on dat shit, it aints a real blue hawaiian, it's mah own muthafuckin' concockshun". Yo what dat fuck is dat?!! Y'alls don't give a nigga a filet o fish sandwich when a nigga orders a big mac!!!!

Daily Hate 34: McDonalds Chicken Nugget sauce

So Tyrone be flossin' thru da Wacky D's drive-thru and gits me a 10 piece chicken nugget combo and shit. I gits ta da bitch at da window and tells her "yo bitch, give a nigga one'a each flavor uv sauce ya hears?" Fat ass zit faced sloppy tittied bitch says "nigga youze only gits 2 muthafuckin' sauce packets, y'alls niggas wants more y'alls niggas gonna have ta pay fo dat shit". Yo what da fuck? Mu'fuckin' KFC down da street don'ts charge extra fo no sauce. Y'alls seen how small dems sauce packets be, sheeit dis nigga be eatin' one muthafuckin' nugget in one muthafuckin' sauce packet. Niggaz be likin' dat sauce all drippin' from dem nuggets and shit, shit am be like nectar uv da gods, espeshully dat tasty ass sweet n sour bullshit. Fuck, a nigga can drinks dat shit like a mu'fuckin' milkshake!!

Daily What the Fuck

Yo I's don't think a nigga gonna be welcome at dis diner unless he be rollin' like Dave Chappelle in da klan hood and shit. Sheeit, deys prob'ly hold cross burnin', Hitler rally and lynchin's on friday nites. Mu'fuckin' peckerwoods be looking at a nigga thinkin' to deys self "yo someone needs ta git a rope!" Only way dis nigga gonna roll inta dis joint is wid 14 cars fulla 88 gangsta nigs.

Daily Observation

Now lookie here, whilez we's on da topic of Wacko Jacko, a nigga remembas dat tv show Nip/Tuck, and da kid of ona dem doctors done strike a big resemblance ta Jacko. Sheeit, niggaz am be separamated at deys birth!!! Whadda y'alls thank??

Daily Hate 33: Wacko Jacko Memorial

A niggaz gotta be livin' unda a mu'fuckin' rock ta not knows dat Michael Jackson done have his memorial service down in Tyrone's hood at da Staples Center. Shit, dead nigga ends up closin' freeways, closin' down mah favorizzy likka store in dat area, mu'fuckin Kogi taco truck aints comin' down da hood cuz of all deys nonsense. Yo dis nigga sez, Fuck Michael Jackson fuckin' whack ass memorial. Fuckin' child molestin' pervert muthafucka. Hearin' all dem hustlers and opportunists at da memorial y'alls think it am be a service for Martin Luther King. Shit Tyrone needs ta make sum tshirts dat sez "Michael Jackson - the Martin Luther King of Pop". Y'alls hear da bullshit dat be flowin' from dat stage? Niggaz be talkin' like Wacko Jacko am be responsible for da brothas and sistas bein' on tv and radio. Shit, I's aint no histury expurt but a nigga seems to recall mah niggaz doin' well on tv and radio before Wacko Jacko. Da only thang dat zombie nigga opened up was his mu'fuckin' door fo dems lil boys. And wassup wid dat "I found me a cure fo da AIDS" nigga Magic Johnson??!! Now Tyrone's got nuthin' against niggas eatin' Kentucky Fried Chicken, but den Magic done sez dat Wacko Jacko am responsible fo his playin' good b-ball???!! Shit nigga, next thang you knows Wacko Jacko am gonna gits da credit fo discoverin' elektrisaty and if it wuznt fo him we woulds have no flushin' toilets eitha!! Yo, did y'alls hear McDonalds am gonna name a burger affa him? Yea bitches, 50 year old meat in between 11 year old buns!!

Daily Observation

Y'alls niggas been ta mu'fuckin' Disneyland or sum udda place dat has rolla coasters and shit. Yo y'alls seen dem signs dat say "all y'all niggaz needs ta be DIS TALL ta ride da muthafucka". Sheeit, when Tyrone done goes to D-Land all a nigga seez is fat muthafuckas all ova da muthafuckin' place. Bitches and niggas be so fat deys gonna have ta make a sign dat sez "Yo fat ass needs ta fit BETWEEN dese two lines ya fat fried chicken eatin' gravy drinkin' fat fuck"!!!

Daily Hate 32: Authentic Ethnic Food

So a nigga always be hearin' dat da "authentic Chink" eats is what a nigga needs to be eatin', cuz a nigga likes chowin' down on da Panda Express and shit. But yo fuck dat shit, gimme some good ol Americanized version of whateva ova da border shit y'alls be eatin'. A nigga's had "authentic chink food" and dat shit sucks. Fuck, when a nigga ordas da "chicken" he want sum chicken breast or a wing and shit, nigga don't wants to eat no muthafuckin' beaks and feet. Dem slant eye rice nigga muthafuckas all likes da whacked shizzy and deys be fightin' ova da eyeballs, hearts, brains and shit dat shit be comin' out of on dems animals. Yo Tyrone don't wants no mu'fuckin' bucket o fried chicken buttholes ya nasty ass gook muthafuckas!!

Daily Remembrance

Yo so Tyrone just done founds that one'a his homies done gones to da big Fried Chicken Shack in da sky. Dis nigga leaves behind his kool as fuck beeyotch and deys 3 chi'drens. Tyrone gonna light up some twig in heys honors and get hisself an upgrades on mah Old English malt likka and drinks me a pint'a dat white boy shit Guinness Stout. Dis next hit of kronik goes out to mah nigga Sleazy-E.

Daily Hate 31: Grass Isn't Greener

All y'alls bitches that puts dem foreign flags on yo's rides and hang dat fuckin' flag outside yo's doe's can fuck da fuck off. And all y'alls muthafuckas dat complain 'bout how some udder country am be better cuz y'alls ignore all deys problems but y'alls focus on dat one thin' deys got dat is good kin also fuck off. Yo, fo all da problems dat a nigga has ta deal wid every mu'fuckin' day we's still gots da best place ta live and don't y'alls forgit it. Go light a blunt, and if y'alls go light a M-80 instead, a nigga be laffing when he reads about how you's burned yo house down!

In da spirit o'da day, here am be some lyrics from some muthafuckin' cracka bitches but deys got the rights idea wid dis song....

We the People Fly Our Flag

The spirit's not in the courts or in the Senate seats-It's in the shouts for Liberty that echo through these streets! And listen to Thomas Paine's pleas for Common Sense-The media lie is absolute nonsense!

For every kid in every city, everyone you meet-Patrick Henry's words ring true in every heart that beats: Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death!

In the U.S.A. there's secret deals behind judicial doors-It's the independence we celebrate every July the 4th! The spirit is growing with the kids you meet today-We're fighting for a future and a better way!

For every kid in every city, everyone you meet-Patrick Henry's words ring true in every heart that beats: Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death! Give me Liberty or give me death!

I refuse to walk unaware as so many do today-Of the sacrifices that were made to give me a better way! Our forefather's shed their flesh and blood on the battlefield-The kids are the freedom fighters of today, hearts that will not yield!

It's you and it's me, We the People! It's you and it's me, We the People! It's you and it's me, We the People! It's you and it's me, and we forever fly our Flag!

Daily Curiosity

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Daily Hate 30: No Money

Yo, y'alls nigz knows dat dis muthafuckin' state (dats California fo youze foreign bitches) am be BUH-ROKE, and dat's no fuckin' joke! Y'alls have a state job? Shit, best get ready ta be paid with an IOU dat yo banks won't recugnize. And hope y'alls love da extra sales tax hike, now we's suckas paying almost 10% when y'alls go buy yo's Twinkies and Ding Dongs. Fo all y'alls punk bitches dat voted fo dat Prop R bullshit Tyrone's got one thing ta say ta y'alls .....FUCK YOU!! Shit, a nigga am feelin' like he be livin' in France or some socialized shit, but widdout no fuckin' benefits dat dems frog faggots be gettin'!! Good thang my fuckin' kronik don't get sales taxed but mah nigga dat slings dat shit won't be takin' no IOUs from broke ass niggas!

Daily Hate 29: Clueless Drivers

Shit, Tyrone's gotsta laff at muthafuckin' drivas (they am usually be slant eye rice-niggaz) that never done gits in no axe-ident, but dem rice-nigs leave a fuckin' wake of dee-struxion as deys drive widout a fuckin' clue. Y'alls seen dis shit as ya floss down da streetz, some dumbass fucker be lookin' fo a driveway or some shit and be doin' whacked shizzy like makin' a mu'fuckin' U-turn from da righthand turning lane and shit!!