Daily Hate 35: Worst Bartender

So one uv Tyrone's gangsta homiez done has his birthday and shit so we's all go down ta gits da dranks on. Nigga gits his mu'fuckin' bitch ass ho a blue hawaiian so's she can git likkered up. Yo dat drink be some tasty shizz, like y'alls drinkin' kool aid and shit and y'alls knows how much a nigga am be likin' his kool aid! But check dis shit out, da drink look fuckin' legit, and da shit is in a huge ass mu'fuckin' glass so Tyrone thinks he done got hooked da fuck up, but it tastes like muthafuckin' vicks vapo rub!! Mah bitch tells a nigga "Yo foo' you'd best gits yo woman a mu'fuckin' cocktail I's can drink or yo sorry nigga ass gonna speakin' ta da mu'fuckin' hand all nite!" Aint nuthin' worse den one a yo ho's be actin' up so nigga takes da drink back ta da fuckin' bitch dat made it and sez "yo this shit tastes whack what da fuck ya be makin'?" Goddamn dumb ass ho-bag bartendar sez "ya nigga we's run out of pineapple juice so I's be improvisin' on dat shit, it aints a real blue hawaiian, it's mah own muthafuckin' concockshun". Yo what dat fuck is dat?!! Y'alls don't give a nigga a filet o fish sandwich when a nigga orders a big mac!!!!