So a nigga always be hearin' dat da "authentic Chink" eats is what a nigga needs to be eatin', cuz a nigga likes chowin' down on da Panda Express and shit. But yo fuck dat shit, gimme some good ol Americanized version of whateva ova da border shit y'alls be eatin'. A nigga's had "authentic chink food" and dat shit sucks. Fuck, when a nigga ordas da "chicken" he want sum chicken breast or a wing and shit, nigga don't wants to eat no muthafuckin' beaks and feet. Dem slant eye rice nigga muthafuckas all likes da whacked shizzy and deys be fightin' ova da eyeballs, hearts, brains and shit dat shit be comin' out of on dems animals. Yo Tyrone don't wants no mu'fuckin' bucket o fried chicken buttholes ya nasty ass gook muthafuckas!!
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