Daily Hate 28: Islam Heaven

Shit, ain'ts no secret dat everyone hate muthafuckin' towel head terrorist sand niggas. What I's don't gits is deys fucked up religun, how deys tink when deys dies affa blowin' shit up dey will gits ta heaven and gits 72 virgins ta fuck. Yo why da fuck would a nigga, sand nigga or uddawise, wants 72 VIRGINS? Tyrone imagine dem bitches all complainin' and shit, cryin' 'bout how shit hurts, and y'alls know mu'fuckin' virgins ain't no freaky ass ho's. Deys can'ts handle da Alabama black snake and bitches be up a nigga's case when he unloads in deys eyes. Sheeit, y'alls terrorist muthafuckas wants sum recuits, change yo's stupid ass heaven so a nigga gits 72 PORN STARS and maybe a nigga will consida blowing hisself up ya fuckin' whacked out camel fucking muthafuckas!!

Daily Hate 27: Chinese Casino Buses

What da fuck is wid mu'fuckin' chink casino bus dat takes dem slant eye gooks ta fuckin' injun casinos? Yo nigga don't cares if dem chink wants ta blow deys scratch on gamblin', I's know dat chink all be addicted ta gamblin' and shit, but dem muthafuckin' buses dat take da chinks be outta muthafuckin' control. I's see dem on da freeway, in da fuckin' fast lane, drivin' fassa dan any otha cars ya digs? Deys speedin' down the intastate thinkin' deys a muthafuckin' sports car. Fuckin' gook buses be all up in a nigga's shit and when deys blow a tire yo sorry ass gonna be taken out if any y'alls anywhere near dat shit.

Daily Hate 26: Texting in Movies

Yo since a nigga's gots yo attenshun on mah experimences in da theata, dis shit gits a niggas jeri curls all straight and shit.....muthafuckas textin' during da films! Does I's even needs to say why's I hate dis shit? What da fuck is y'alls bitches textin' anyways? "Yo nigga dis film be whackity whack dawg, mu'fuckin' Tyrese ain't even gots any lines and shit". Only dumb fuckin' niggas use deys nigga technology ta say useless shit dat don't need ta be said. Yo it's like mah main man S.L.J. done said befores, ain't nuthin' that was important ever was said wid yo thumbs!!

Daily What the Fuck?!

Check dis shit out, so Tyrone be takin' one'a his baby mamas ta da cenema so she's kin gits her romo-comedy on and since a nigga's pimp hand be STRONG, a nigga made da beeyotch buy my's ticket AND mu'fuckin' fried chicken dinna ya hears?! We be walkin' in where da punk ass bitch takes yo ticket and sez "nigga, goes to yo right fo dis shit" and cuts yo ticket in half. Shit, y'alls bitches been ta da movies, y'alls knows how dis shit works. So dares am be a couple in front'a Tyrone and that fool ass bitch tries ta buy da tickets from dis guy!! Yo what da fuck?!! Mu'fuckin' niggas neva been ta da movies???!! In what mu'fuckin' theata does a nigga buy his tickets from da punk ass kid dat shows ya wheres ta go?? So Tyrone hads ta edumacate this sorry ass couple and tells dem "Yo bitches go da fuck outside ta da muthafuckin' ticket booth!!"

Daily Hate 25: Dubbed Movies

Awww sheeit, ain't nuthin' on tv last nite but niggas talkin' 'bout Michael Jackson dying and shit. Fuck, ain'ts like Jay-Z died or nutin'. Shit, I don't even remembers Easy-E gettin' dis much press and dat nigga was fo reazy!! So Tyrone flips da channel and finds me dat chink movie Hero with da flyin' gook Jet Li. Now I seen dis shit in da theata and it's a good thang Tyrone done pass his classes cuz I hads ta read that shit all subtitled ya know what I be sayin'? But it's coo', a nigga be edumacated so ain't no probs but when I sees Hero on TV, dem zipperheads be speakin' English. Now aints nuthin' wrong wid dat eitha, but da mu'fuckin' voice actors be speakin' wid a chink axe-ent whiles deys sayin' deys lines!!! Dis nigga was like, yo dat shit be authentic cuz y'alls knows dats how all dems slant eyes be talkin' anyways!!

Daily Prediction

Yo, y'alls bruthas and sistas am be celebratin' da new Prez, Barack Obama, he am be da first muthafuckin' brutha ta gits inta da highest offis in da world, and 6 munths inta his prezidensy da niggas still be supportin' a brutha but y'alls know dat if Obama am fuck shit up affa 4 years, niggas gonne be runnin' arounds saying "yo that HALF-WHITE prez Obama was whacked"!!

Daily philosophy

So a nigga gots ta thinkin' and I sez ta mahself, yo dares am really only be 2 types o'muthafuckas walkin' da planet. Pretends y'alls up at Big Mamma's Rib Shack gettin' yo eats on wid sum baby backs and collah' greens and shit, mu'fuckin' shack am runnin' low on deys complimentary biskit so deys put up a sign dat sez "Yo nigga, only take 1 mu'fuckin' biskit, ya hears dawg? Let's da udder gangstas up in dis bitch gits a chance fo a biskit" So dares am be 2 types o niggas, da first muthafucka will respect Big Mamma's sign and only takes 1 biskit fo hisself, den dares da other muthafucka that sez ta hisself "yo fuck dat shit, Keyshawn wants 4 mu'fuckin' biskits and a nigga gonna take 4". Yo dats da reason dares ain'ts never gonna be no justice, no peace up in da muthafucka, cuz selfish ass niggas like Keyshawn be takin' mo dan 1 biskit. Which nigga do YOU ams be?

Daily Hate 24: I Love Bumper Stickers

Check dis shit out, nigga be flossin' in da 'hood in mah 8-5 El Dorado, mu'fuckin' rims be shinin' brights and shit, fuckin' blindin' yo eyes as a gangsta rolls down da boolievahd ta gits me some muthafuckin' greasy ass pizza and I's see all kinds of whacked bullshit on da piece o'shit cars blastin' ranchero music out deys windows. Muthafuckas all arounds gots dem stickas on deys rides dat say shit like "I Love Mexico"..."I Love Nicaragua"....!! Yo what da fuck, y'alls wetbacks be livin' in da greatest mu'fuckin' country and y'alls just couldnt waits ta git out o yo underdeveloped bullshit hellhole and now dat you's here y'alls beaners be all patriotic and shit to'ards dat shithole y'alls couldn't waits ta escape from. If y'alls love mu'fuckin' Taco-land so much why dontcha gits da fuck back dares!! And so a nigga don't come off all hatin' on da beaners and shit, dis applies ta all y'alls dumb mu'fuckas dat say y'alls love muthafuckin gook-ville, wop-tropolis, or wherevas y'alls from. Y'alls aint no mu'fuckin' slaves that am be dragged here, y'alls came o yo own free will and fo da mu'fuckin wetbacks y'alls made that extra effort ta sneak ova da bo'do so quit frontin' like yo's home land be all dat great. Fuckin' bitches.

Daily Hate 23: (Un)Limited Edition

Yo, whuzz wid cars dese days all bein' "Limited Edition" and shit? Not like deys a limited amount o fuckin' PT Cruisers, if 100 niggaz wants one, 100 niggaz gonna git one long as deys can afo'd dat shit. If y'alls gonna call sumtin "limited edition" shit best be limited ta da first niggas dat gits in lines ya know? Alls it does is makes dumb mu'fuckas tink deys gots something special, cuz dat shit be labeled "limited". Y'alls wants ta know what really am be limited? Mah mu'fuckin' KRONIK be fuckin' limited ya digs??!!

Daily What the Fuck?!

Now we's all used ta muthafuckin' automatic flushin' toilet when a nigga be drankin' too many 40s of da King Cobra malt likker and nigga needs ta take a whizz. But why does we have dis shit anyways? Ats some point niggas would go drain deys snake and leave the mu'fuckin' piss in da toilet fo da next nigga ta admires?! Now looky here, dis am be da REAL "nigger technology", sumtin' that hads ta be made for mu'fuckin' niggas out dares who's momma never dun learned dem dumb muthafuckas ta use the toilet flush!!!

Daily What the Fuck?!

Y'alls takes a look at dis whacked shizz dat Tyrone done seen while gettin' mah mu'fuckin' chicken on at KFC! Yo, dis shit has gotsta be a trap fo dumb ass parents dat buy dis shit fo deys kidz. Soon as a nigga put in a dolla, fuckin' Parent Services jump outta da back and takes yo kidz away on account o'yo dumb ass buyin' dis whacked shizz. Don't gets a nigga wrong, ain't nuthin' more ill den a bling bling grill, takes a look at mah main nigga RZA....now dat nigga be stylin' some serious muthafuckin bling on his teeth. And what da fuck is dat Home Alone cracka brat doin' bustin' dat grill in da photamagraph??!!!

Today's Dumb Bitch: Ape Bar Harley Riders

Yo what da fuck is dis shit?? Mu'fuckin' white boys on deys motobikes wid da monkey bar handles and shit.....bitch y'alls niggas just am be attenshun Ho's ridin' on yo's silly ass bike dats ya can'ts even control. Sheeit, last time Tyrone was in dat posishun, a nigga was gettin' slapped by muthafuckin' hot white bitch in black leatha and whips n shit at Club Vandersexxx!! Yo muthafucka, hope y'alls knows road rash cants be cured by Preparation H!!

Daily Hate 22: Oakland Raiders Fan

Now looky here, Tyrone done hate all em fat no-neck gordita taco bell munchin' owns a pitbull deys say has never done attacked no one BEFORE fuckin' gots 20 nieces and nephews mexico flag wavin' suburban/yukon drivin' shaved head wid a stoopid goatee mu'fuckas dat be Raiders fans. Fuck all dem bitches!!

Daily Hate 21: Bums

Yo, check this shit out...yesterdays gangsta was strollin' thru da hood and a nigga was set ta cross da street and a mu'fucking bum asks if Tyrone can gives him any scratch. Well Tryone dun carry nuthin' smaller dan hun'reds and a nigga aint abouts ta give a bum a C-note ya knows? So I's tell da bum "naw thanks dawg" and that homeless punk bitch has da nerves ta tell a nigga he ain't speakin' propa english!! What da fuck?! So I's tell him "bitch why don'ts yo sorry ass gits a PROPA job ya grimey old fuck" Smelly bitch responds wid da classik "yo nigga I woulds but damn illegals all takin' jobs from me!" Again, what da fuck???!!!! I's di'int realize muthafuckin' bums wanted jobs pickin' vegetables and sweepin' shit offa da floor. Not likes illegal beaners be takin' all dem accountant jobs out dares. If Tyrone wasn't in a big ass intersection with witnesses all around, gangsta woulda popped dat foo' upside his foo' head!!

Daily Hate 20: Day Laborers

Y'alls know Tyrone is a hard workin' mu'fucka. Nigga works all days and nights, keepin' mah pimp hand strong! Whassup wid da wetback muthafuckas at Home Depot that gits all up in y'alls face when a nigga be drivin' in? Y'alls notice deys all experts at ev'thing? A nigga need a drywaller? Mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a landscaper? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a painta? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need an elektrishun? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a HEART SURGEON?? SAME MU'FUCKA SAYS HE DA MAN! Now what da fuck...and if a nigga hires one of dem border jumpers bitch ass punk wants a nigga ta gits him lunch, has a mu'fuckin' salary bitch be expectin', and a nigga gotsta drive that sorry ass punk back ta da Depot after deys dun fuckin' up mah shit! And dem beaners ain't payin' no taxes, sheeit, let me see y'alls Federal Tax ID number. Instead o da muthafuckin' INS drivin' around ta bust deys ass back to Mexico, best havin' da muthafuckin IRS drive around ta collect on deys muthafuckin' taxes!!!!

Daily Hate 19: Weird TV time schedule

LAKERS!! Yea bitches, the mu'fuckin' Lakers won dat shit and mah main nigga Kobe can tell alls da critiks dat say he can't win wid no Shaq ta FUCK the FUCK OFF!! But I's noticin' the whack time skedule....takes a looks at dat shit, 5:01-8:01??! What the fuck?? Now dis ain't usually no probs, but sometimes Tyrone gots a lotta shit on TV ta TiVo ya knows? Likes da udder days, there am be a classic Moesha a nigga wants ta record and at da same times a nigga wants ta tape Good Times on da fuckin' Comedy Central. Now aints no prob there, but after Good Times a gangsta wants ta tape Deadliest Warrior but that JJ Walker shit aints done until 9:03 and Warrior am be startin' at 9:00 so there be a MUTHAFUCKIN TiVo CONFLICT!!!

Today Not Good for Tacos

Awwite, so y'alls niggas knows dat today da mu'fuckin' Lakers be playin' fo da NBA champunship. If deys wins da game tonites, y'alls best not be caught gettin' no burritos in East LA or dem fuckin' beaners be shakin' up yo's rides and knowin' dem dumb fuckas deys could be burnin' down deys own 'hood!! Sheeit, y'alls punk bitches also best be stayin' outta Tyrone's hood else y'alls might gits axe-identally shot cuz gangsta nigs likes shootin' deys guns ta celemabrate!!

Daily Hate 18: Speak English or Die

Yo, so Tyrone be flossin' in his 8-5 Cadillac da udders days, lookin' fo a mu'fuckin' Krispy Kreme ta gits mah donut on and a nigga done got lost and shit. Nigga takes a look at da 'hood I be in and tinks to mahself "yo, does a gangsta needs a passoport? How da fuck did I's end up in muthafuckin' China??" What da fuck is dis shit?? Tyrone done thought he be in da US of A, not no Long Dong Phuoc-ville and a nigga can'ts reads none o da signs up in dis bitch. Dis is bullshit, y'alls slanteye bitches wants signs in yo'z stick lettas Tyrone dun give no fuck but y'alls needs ta put some muthafuckin' ENGLISH up on the muthafucka. Don't be turnin' Tyrone's hood into mu'fuckin' Noodle World, when Tyrone sees dat shit he am be reminded of when fuckin' whitey used ta have dem signs on deys doors sayin' "Whites Only, No coloreds"....yea y'alls pussy ass bitches tink its aint da same shit but when I's sees da stick letters and no mu'fuckin english all up on mah ass, deys be sayin' "we only wants muthafuckin gooks in dis store - gits yo nigga ass outta here ya cooley muthafucka". Tyrone needs to remind y'alls gooks and beaners we still am be in da USA, so English muthafucka, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!! Now Tyrone finally done found mah DO-NUTS, but to all dem fuckin' chink zipperheads alls I gotsta say is suck on DESE-NUTS!!!

Daily What the Fuck?!

Tyrone be bakin' the others days, naw nigga not bakin' no mu'fuckin' cookies and shit, gangsta was **bakin'** if y'alls knows what a nigga be sayin....so I be done wid da fuckin' twig and gets me a bad case o' da munchies so I's opens a bag of spicy pork rinds and gits into dat shit. Nigga be chowin' down when I's reach for a rind and pulls this muthafucka outta da bag!! IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN PORK RIND PUSSY!! Yo Tyrone am be a PhD in da pussy (Pussy Handlin' Darkie fo youze unedumacated niggas) so I's knows dis shit when I's sees it. Fuckin' rind gots da clitty and da pussy lips so Tyrone done lick dat shit good, suckin on da clit while a nigga be rubbin up on da lips and shit. Yea bitches, Tyrone got that shit worked up all covered in a niggas saliva and all dat hot spicy salt on da rind be floatin in mah spit so who da nigga dat wants Tyrone's sloppy secundz!!?!

Daily Hate 17: Funeral Escort Cops

Now y'alls nigs knows ain't nuthin' Tyrone hate mo den da mu'fuckin po-lice! Shit, dis Nigga Wid an At'tude has gots "Fuck da Police" as mah muthafuckin' ringtone and shit. What I's hates mo than da muthafuckin pigs are dese fake pigs that done escort funerals. Punk ass bitches all act like deys got authority ova mah mu'fuckin nuts, well y'alls niggas ain't got authority over SHIT. Deys stand at da intersection when Tyrone be turning right and shit with deys hand out sayin' "Nigga yo muthafuckin' black ass is stayin' put til I sez youze can turn ya fucking nigger bitch". Well FUCK YOU, fake ass muthafuckin pig aints gots no gun, caints give no fuckin ticket, ainst got a badge, aints got no billyclub, aints got a taser.....face it punk ass bitch YA AINTS GOT SHIT on a ruthless gangsta nigga like MF Tyrone and a nigga will keep drivin' and run yo fake bitch ass ova. FUCK DA WANNABE POLICE, git in Tyrone's way and a nigga put you in da back of da hearse y'alls bitches be escortin'!!

Daily Hate 16: Bologna

Awww hells no!! I ain't eatin' no fuckin MYSTERY MEAT dat deys sells as "Baloney"!! What da fuck is dis shit? It am be parts of pig that a nigga don't wants to eat by theyselves so why da fuck would Tyrone wants to eat it all mashed up in one piece??! Don't gets me wrong, a nigga loves da pork, shit Tyrone can eats bacon, ham, BBQ all day long, dat's sum finger lickin' good shit, but I ain't touchin no fuckin Baloney! It's like sayin' "nigga don't like gettin' punched in da face, nigga don't like gettin' ass-fucked, nigga don't like gettin' puked on", but you wanna do all dat shit at once to a nigga.....HELLS YA I want it!!! Fuck dat shit! Deys a reason y'alls bitches use da werd BALONEY ta mean "it's BULLSHIT"!!!!

Daily Hate 15: Everybody Wins!

Y'alls knows why kidz today am be so f'ing pussy ass punk bitches? Cuz muthafuckin' kidz ALL get trophies, even da fuckin' losers!! When Tyrone was a young niglet, da only niggas dat gots trophies were 1st 2nd and 3rd place, like da Olympics and shit. There am was winnas, and loozas. Now looky here, Tyrone was always a winna, but not all niggas can win ya knows? Dese days, ya gots kidz dat win but even da fuckin' loozas get a prize and shit, so as not to hurt deys feelin's. Well fuck dat shit, da mu'fuckin' world don't works like dat. Deys only reward mu'fuckin' TOP DAWGS, y'alls bitches don't get no gold star for tryin'. Muthafuckin' kidz get useds ta gettin' rewarded for tryin' and when deys get grows up silly niggas am gonna be cryin' dat da world don't show no gratitude fo muthafuckin loozas. Y'alls bitches best tuffen up or da fuckin' world will eat yo ass and spit dat shit out!!

Todays Dumb Bitch! Hedo Turkoglu

Just a quick FUCK YOU ta dis mu'fuckin' a-rab or whateva da fuck he is bitch punk nigga on da Orlando Magic, whasshisname again....fuckin' Turkey Glue or some shit? Yea bitch, you be playin' some good D on mah main nigga Kobe but y'alls bitches going down, fuckin' punk!

Daily Hate 14: Fat Children

Y'alls can find Tyrone chillin' at da mall on weekends, hangin' out wid mah homies, lookin' for big bootay ho's to get our pimp on ya knows? But sheeit, this nigga be seein' mo and mo fat kids like da ones in mah photomagraph. Mu'fuckin' kids be all 8-10 years and shit and deys fattys be wearin bigga clothes than Tyrone. Why's deys so fat? Look at dem muthafuckin' parents, bitches all be grossly obese and shit. Deys moms be so fat, deys fat fuckin' daddy had to roll da bitch in flour ta find the mu'fuckin' wet spot when he done fucked that beached whale to knock up her fat fuckin' kunt. All deys eat is Mac-fuckin-Donalds and shit, dem kids don't play outside like Tyrone done did when he was a young niglet. All kids do now is sit at deys house and play videogames, eatin' fuckin' Extreme Doritos and shit. Ain't nuthin' Tyrone hates mo than rival Crips, the KKK and fat fuckin' kids and deys parents dat let dat shit be goings on!!

Today's Dumb Bitch!

Tyrone be hatin' on this cracka muthafucka for 2 reazuns! Yo, check this bitch out, nigga think he am be fuckin Bob Marley and shit but ain't no muthafuckin white boy gots no right ta be wearin' dem dreads! That shit is mu'fuckin' FUBU...yea dats right bitch, For Us By Us. Best nots be seein' no cracka wearin' a jeri curl or Tyrone will cap yo greasy ass! This cracka bitch be all up on So You Think You Can Dance, y'alls knows that show, it am be Amerikkkan muthafuckin Idol but wid dansas yo. Tyrone is down wid dat shit, a nigga ain't down wid no fool ass white boy that can't fuckin' dance, has muthafuckin dreads, and is disrespectful ta my main nigga Nigel (who can bust some moves fo an old ass honkey) after bein' tolds he am SUCK. Fuck this delusional klown, Tyrone wouldnt waste no blunt lighting up wid dis fool cracka! This gangsta would light his dread on fire like a muthafuckin stick o DY-NO-MIIIITE! ...and fuck, don'ts even gets me started on cracka's whacked Pippi Longstocking pubic hair patch on his dumb ass chin!

Today's Bitch: Kobayashi

Now a nigga ain't gots nuthin against this gook muthafucka Kobayashi that done wins eatin' contests. But chink ass bitch be eatin' 60 mu'fuckin' hot dogs in one ass sitting, and in dis here photomagraph he just done eats 5 3/4 Pizza Hut p'zones in 6 fuckin minutes!! Tyrone am applaud dat shit, I cans only eats dat much after a long night o'smokin da herb but this nigga ain'ts even high or nuthin'! What be making this nigga mad is after all dat junk food this slant eye yellow muthafucka eats, bitch still am gots that six-pack belly like he's been trainin' for a muthafuckin' decathalon and shit!

Daily Hate 13: Customer Service Call Center

Peep this bitches, Tyrone done be gettin' muthufuckin' calls alls days long, every day and shit, Nigga ID on mah phone says dem caller be MBNA so I figures "ah shit, it's da bitches at Muthafuckin Bank of Nigger Accounts wantin' deys payments" so a nigga just ignore dat shit. But today I's axe-identally picks up da bitch and it's da MBNA custama service tellin' a nigga he be 3 months past due on his bill and shit but a nigga can't understand a muthafuckin word Bank Bitch be sayin' cuz sucka be a dothead Indian Punjab muthafucka', y'alls knows what I is sayin'? Sucka be speakin' English and shit, but I's can't understand a damn word outta his fuckin' mouf. All a nigga could say to da Bank Bitch is "What?? What da fuck you sayin bitch?" Damn, anytimes a gangsta needs custama service, nigga on da udder ends be a punjab Apu mu'fucka. "Thank You come again, Muthafucka!" Next times deys call Tyrone, this nigga gonna go Gangsta Ganesh on deys ass!

Daily Hate 12: Car Names

Yo, what da fuck wid car names today? Deys makes no sense!! Mu'fuckin' jap car up theres am be a fuckin' VERZA....what da fuck is dat shit?!! Deys also got da Venza, shit niggas just be changin' one letta and deys tink deys creative. What am be next, da VAGINA? Yo, y'alls knows Tyrone be rollin' in dat shit already. A nigga 'members when shit was named after righteous bitches, this gangsta be rollin in his '85 El Dorado, mu'fuckin city of GOLD nigga!! Tyrone be down wid da Impala, Thunderbird, Mustang, Cougar and any muthufuckin' aminal that'll tear yo ass up! Today y'alls punk bitches got mu'fuckin Elantra, Tiguan, Routan....alls I know is I's never been chased up no tree by any Tiguans!

Today's Dumb Bitch: Teachers

Ya bitches, dats right, Tyrone done said it....fuck da LA Unified Teachers! Dem bitches be cryin' and shit ova deys lost jobs, well a nigga gots some news fo sorry ass....y'alls aints got no kidz ta teach no mo's, half da kidz y'alls teachin be droppin' out, dis broke ass state am gots no money to pay ya nigs, and if y'alls really want to bitch about yo jobs, y'alls niggas betta off protesting yo sorry ass teacher union dat be wastin' yo money and only ting dem punk bitch gangstas be carin' about is deys fees dat yo sorry teacher ass be payin' each month. Dis morning, Tyrone be watchin' da news cuz a nigga needs to be learned about what am be goin' down in dis bitch, and nigga saw stupid ass teachers on a mu'fuckin' hunga strike protestin' deys job loss. Gots news fo you bitches, muthafuckin' GM, dats right, the company that done made Tyrone's '85 Cadillac, went bank-the-fuck-rupt and dem niggas be layin' off mo jobs than blunts dat Tyrone smoke in a mu'fuckin' week, so join the muthafuckin' world. Y'alls teachers tinks y'alls jobs be so SACRED and shit, but y'alls skool am be losin' chidrens every year so there ain't no fuckin' kidz ta be edumacatin'! Fuck skool & teachers, Tyrone just sit his kidz in fronta da TV and let muthafuckin Nickalodeon do da edumacatin'!!

Today's Dumb Bitch!

Mu'fucka be givin' edumacated gangsta nigs like Tyrone a bad name!! This nigga can't even figure out how ta use da fuckin' tivo so don't give me no shit like y'alls think a TV is easy. Only way this dumb ass foo' be getting ahead is a head of mu'fuckin iceberg lettuce. Bitch put down y'alls kronik gets yo ass back to skool!!

Daily Hate 11: Asian Drivers

I knows y'alls have experienced da horrah dat is slant eye muthufuckin chink drivers! Deys like roaches scurrying all ovas da place doin' whacked shit. A nigga got to thinkin why da fuck is dey so bad at drivin', and looky here at what I done found. No wonder gook ass niggas can't drive, when deys was back homes dis is da kinda shit going on, mu'fuckin Gook Limo carryin' yo ho fams on one mu'fuckin moped! Deys bitches ain't never floss in no car, and when theys get to Tyrone's hood dey takes da fuckin DMV test in deys own gookinese language, not no ENGLISH and shit, so deys can't even read the mu'fuckin sign that says Do Not Enter and shit, and we wonders why they be doin' serious bullshit like makin muthafuckin U-turns in da mids of da street across 4 mu'fuckin' lanes!! Tyrone ain't afraid of nuthin but drivin' in a gook hood be enuff ta turn a nigga white!!

Today's Whacked Foo'

Nigga can't figure out if he's muthafuckin Capt Ahab or Bea Arthur (god rest a bitch's soul)! Shit foo', at least done put on some ova da knee socks, a nigga don't wanna see no white boy calf when a gangsta be coming up behind y'alls to ROB you!!