Daily Hate 18: Speak English or Die

Yo, so Tyrone be flossin' in his 8-5 Cadillac da udders days, lookin' fo a mu'fuckin' Krispy Kreme ta gits mah donut on and a nigga done got lost and shit. Nigga takes a look at da 'hood I be in and tinks to mahself "yo, does a gangsta needs a passoport? How da fuck did I's end up in muthafuckin' China??" What da fuck is dis shit?? Tyrone done thought he be in da US of A, not no Long Dong Phuoc-ville and a nigga can'ts reads none o da signs up in dis bitch. Dis is bullshit, y'alls slanteye bitches wants signs in yo'z stick lettas Tyrone dun give no fuck but y'alls needs ta put some muthafuckin' ENGLISH up on the muthafucka. Don't be turnin' Tyrone's hood into mu'fuckin' Noodle World, when Tyrone sees dat shit he am be reminded of when fuckin' whitey used ta have dem signs on deys doors sayin' "Whites Only, No coloreds"....yea y'alls pussy ass bitches tink its aint da same shit but when I's sees da stick letters and no mu'fuckin english all up on mah ass, deys be sayin' "we only wants muthafuckin gooks in dis store - gits yo nigga ass outta here ya cooley muthafucka". Tyrone needs to remind y'alls gooks and beaners we still am be in da USA, so English muthafucka, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!! Now Tyrone finally done found mah DO-NUTS, but to all dem fuckin' chink zipperheads alls I gotsta say is suck on DESE-NUTS!!!