Yo, check this shit out...yesterdays gangsta was strollin' thru da hood and a nigga was set ta cross da street and a mu'fucking bum asks if Tyrone can gives him any scratch. Well Tryone dun carry nuthin' smaller dan hun'reds and a nigga aint abouts ta give a bum a C-note ya knows? So I's tell da bum "naw thanks dawg" and that homeless punk bitch has da nerves ta tell a nigga he ain't speakin' propa english!! What da fuck?! So I's tell him "bitch why don'ts yo sorry ass gits a PROPA job ya grimey old fuck" Smelly bitch responds wid da classik "yo nigga I woulds but damn illegals all takin' jobs from me!" Again, what da fuck???!!!! I's di'int realize muthafuckin' bums wanted jobs pickin' vegetables and sweepin' shit offa da floor. Not likes illegal beaners be takin' all dem accountant jobs out dares. If Tyrone wasn't in a big ass intersection with witnesses all around, gangsta woulda popped dat foo' upside his foo' head!!
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