Saturday, June 6, 2009

Today's Bitch: Kobayashi


Now a nigga ain't gots nuthin against this gook muthafucka Kobayashi that done wins eatin' contests. But chink ass bitch be eatin' 60 mu'fuckin' hot dogs in one ass sitting, and in dis here photomagraph he just done eats 5 3/4 Pizza Hut p'zones in 6 fuckin minutes!! Tyrone am applaud dat shit, I cans only eats dat much after a long night o'smokin da herb but this nigga ain'ts even high or nuthin'! What be making this nigga mad is after all dat junk food this slant eye yellow muthafucka eats, bitch still am gots that six-pack belly like he's been trainin' for a muthafuckin' decathalon and shit!

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