Peep this bitches, Tyrone done be gettin' muthufuckin' calls alls days long, every day and shit, Nigga ID on mah phone says dem caller be MBNA so I figures "ah shit, it's da bitches at Muthafuckin Bank of Nigger Accounts wantin' deys payments" so a nigga just ignore dat shit. But today I's axe-identally picks up da bitch and it's da MBNA custama service tellin' a nigga he be 3 months past due on his bill and shit but a nigga can't understand a muthafuckin word Bank Bitch be sayin' cuz sucka be a dothead Indian Punjab muthafucka', y'alls knows what I is sayin'? Sucka be speakin' English and shit, but I's can't understand a damn word outta his fuckin' mouf. All a nigga could say to da Bank Bitch is "What?? What da fuck you sayin bitch?" Damn, anytimes a gangsta needs custama service, nigga on da udder ends be a punjab Apu mu'fucka. "Thank You come again, Muthafucka!" Next times deys call Tyrone, this nigga gonna go Gangsta Ganesh on deys ass!
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