
Awww sheeit, ain't nuthin' on tv last nite but niggas talkin' 'bout Michael Jackson dying and shit. Fuck, ain'ts like Jay-Z died or nutin'. Shit, I don't even remembers Easy-E gettin' dis much press and dat nigga was fo reazy!! So Tyrone flips da channel and finds me dat chink movie Hero with da flyin' gook Jet Li. Now I seen dis shit in da theata and it's a good thang Tyrone done pass his classes cuz I hads ta read that shit all subtitled ya know what I be sayin'? But it's coo', a nigga be edumacated so ain't no probs but when I sees Hero on TV, dem zipperheads be speakin' English. Now aints nuthin' wrong wid dat eitha, but da mu'fuckin' voice actors be speakin' wid a chink axe-ent whiles deys sayin' deys lines!!! Dis nigga was like, yo dat shit be authentic cuz y'alls knows dats how all dems slant eyes be talkin' anyways!!
Couldn't agree more. When I watch "Das Boot" do you think I want to hear some fucking American pretending to be German telling his men to dive the U-Boat or do I want to hear some honest-to-God Krauts yelling like a couple of psychos?
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