Friday, June 26, 2009

Daily Hate 25: Dubbed Movies

Awww sheeit, ain't nuthin' on tv last nite but niggas talkin' 'bout Michael Jackson dying and shit. Fuck, ain'ts like Jay-Z died or nutin'. Shit, I don't even remembers Easy-E gettin' dis much press and dat nigga was fo reazy!! So Tyrone flips da channel and finds me dat chink movie Hero with da flyin' gook Jet Li. Now I seen dis shit in da theata and it's a good thang Tyrone done pass his classes cuz I hads ta read that shit all subtitled ya know what I be sayin'? But it's coo', a nigga be edumacated so ain't no probs but when I sees Hero on TV, dem zipperheads be speakin' English. Now aints nuthin' wrong wid dat eitha, but da mu'fuckin' voice actors be speakin' wid a chink axe-ent whiles deys sayin' deys lines!!! Dis nigga was like, yo dat shit be authentic cuz y'alls knows dats how all dems slant eyes be talkin' anyways!!

1 comment:

  1. Couldn't agree more. When I watch "Das Boot" do you think I want to hear some fucking American pretending to be German telling his men to dive the U-Boat or do I want to hear some honest-to-God Krauts yelling like a couple of psychos?

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