Daily Hate 20: Day Laborers

Y'alls know Tyrone is a hard workin' mu'fucka. Nigga works all days and nights, keepin' mah pimp hand strong! Whassup wid da wetback muthafuckas at Home Depot that gits all up in y'alls face when a nigga be drivin' in? Y'alls notice deys all experts at ev'thing? A nigga need a drywaller? Mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a landscaper? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a painta? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need an elektrishun? Same mu'fucka says he da man. Nigga need a HEART SURGEON?? SAME MU'FUCKA SAYS HE DA MAN! Now what da fuck...and if a nigga hires one of dem border jumpers bitch ass punk wants a nigga ta gits him lunch, has a mu'fuckin' salary bitch be expectin', and a nigga gotsta drive that sorry ass punk back ta da Depot after deys dun fuckin' up mah shit! And dem beaners ain't payin' no taxes, sheeit, let me see y'alls Federal Tax ID number. Instead o da muthafuckin' INS drivin' around ta bust deys ass back to Mexico, best havin' da muthafuckin IRS drive around ta collect on deys muthafuckin' taxes!!!!