Daily Hate 24: I Love Bumper Stickers

Check dis shit out, nigga be flossin' in da 'hood in mah 8-5 El Dorado, mu'fuckin' rims be shinin' brights and shit, fuckin' blindin' yo eyes as a gangsta rolls down da boolievahd ta gits me some muthafuckin' greasy ass pizza and I's see all kinds of whacked bullshit on da piece o'shit cars blastin' ranchero music out deys windows. Muthafuckas all arounds gots dem stickas on deys rides dat say shit like "I Love Mexico"..."I Love Nicaragua"....!! Yo what da fuck, y'alls wetbacks be livin' in da greatest mu'fuckin' country and y'alls just couldnt waits ta git out o yo underdeveloped bullshit hellhole and now dat you's here y'alls beaners be all patriotic and shit to'ards dat shithole y'alls couldn't waits ta escape from. If y'alls love mu'fuckin' Taco-land so much why dontcha gits da fuck back dares!! And so a nigga don't come off all hatin' on da beaners and shit, dis applies ta all y'alls dumb mu'fuckas dat say y'alls love muthafuckin gook-ville, wop-tropolis, or wherevas y'alls from. Y'alls aint no mu'fuckin' slaves that am be dragged here, y'alls came o yo own free will and fo da mu'fuckin wetbacks y'alls made that extra effort ta sneak ova da bo'do so quit frontin' like yo's home land be all dat great. Fuckin' bitches.