Daily What the Fuck?!

Tyrone be bakin' the others days, naw nigga not bakin' no mu'fuckin' cookies and shit, gangsta was **bakin'** if y'alls knows what a nigga be sayin....so I be done wid da fuckin' twig and gets me a bad case o' da munchies so I's opens a bag of spicy pork rinds and gits into dat shit. Nigga be chowin' down when I's reach for a rind and pulls this muthafucka outta da bag!! IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN PORK RIND PUSSY!! Yo Tyrone am be a PhD in da pussy (Pussy Handlin' Darkie fo youze unedumacated niggas) so I's knows dis shit when I's sees it. Fuckin' rind gots da clitty and da pussy lips so Tyrone done lick dat shit good, suckin on da clit while a nigga be rubbin up on da lips and shit. Yea bitches, Tyrone got that shit worked up all covered in a niggas saliva and all dat hot spicy salt on da rind be floatin in mah spit so who da nigga dat wants Tyrone's sloppy secundz!!?!