Daily Hate 12: Car Names

Yo, what da fuck wid car names today? Deys makes no sense!! Mu'fuckin' jap car up theres am be a fuckin' VERZA....what da fuck is dat shit?!! Deys also got da Venza, shit niggas just be changin' one letta and deys tink deys creative. What am be next, da VAGINA? Yo, y'alls knows Tyrone be rollin' in dat shit already. A nigga 'members when shit was named after righteous bitches, this gangsta be rollin in his '85 El Dorado, mu'fuckin city of GOLD nigga!! Tyrone be down wid da Impala, Thunderbird, Mustang, Cougar and any muthufuckin' aminal that'll tear yo ass up! Today y'alls punk bitches got mu'fuckin Elantra, Tiguan, Routan....alls I know is I's never been chased up no tree by any Tiguans!